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this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

See, this metaphor is reallllyyyyy difficult to get unless you’ve either 

a. been dying 

b. loved someone dying 

or c. really fucking love complex metaphors 

Just because something goes so far over your head that you have no idea what the fuck it’s saying doesn’t mean it’s pretentious. Wanna know something that IS pretentious? Someone coming along like “How dare there be opinions that are said by people that are different than mine. How dare people make pretty words that I don’t really understand and make me feel empty in my thought cavity. That’s so pretentious I could vomit.” 




the only proper way to handle seeing a fight

at least we know she doesn’t lip-sync. 


we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic


My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”


being 20+ on tumblr



jesus mario what is your damage


jesus mario what is your damage

"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of


Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)


Elijah Wood is far too lovely to be punked

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